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Post by simmon on Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:18 am

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer 'Ask him where the $10 million he embezzled from me is.'

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is. The bookkeeper signs back: 'I don't know what you are talking about.' The attorney tells the ! Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what you're talking about.'

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, 'Ask him again!' The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don't tell him!'

The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK! OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !'

The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, what'd he say?'

The attorney replies: 'He says you don't have the balls to pull the
trigger.'


Don't you just love lawyers?........

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Post by maxgoh on Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:47 am

wow....geng!!!!!! learnt the lesson....hahahhahaha

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Post by CY on Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:56 am

LOL! Really lawyer buruk haha!

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Post by Fred on Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:58 pm

Hahahaha... this is funny yet very true about the evil part of human being.... :p
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