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Re: Sense of humour

Post by Li Ren on Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:19 pm

有一次男人要去美國,要半年才會回來。
臨走前,老婆就跟他說:

『老公!你出門在外這麼久,有需要的話你可以找人幫你解決!』

他聽了非常感謝老婆如此體貼他,所以也對老婆說:

「親愛的!如果妳也有需要的話,妳也能找人解決,但我們約定,
每做一次就要放一顆米到玻璃瓶中。」

他給了老婆一個瓶子後就出門了。

一年後男人回來了,一進門見到老婆便拿出他自己的玻璃瓶,
開心的對老婆說:『老婆妳看,我只放了三粒米耶!』

他也要求老婆拿出她的瓶子,老婆面有難色的拿了出來。
咦?裡面居然一粒米也沒有,男人非常高興。

這時他家女傭端了一盤炒飯出來.... lol!
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Re: Sense of humour

Post by maxgoh on Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:16 am

Sorry simon, this is in Mandarin version

▼赤壁之戰
你知道為何赤壁之戰為何曹軍大敗嗎??

話說大戰之前,兩軍對峙,帶頭的總會互相喊話叫陣一番,蜀軍方面當
然是咱 頂頂大名的諸葛孔明上陣,曹軍則是蔣幹和曹操。
孔明:「幹,你娘好嗎?」
蔣幹只能摸摸鼻子說:「好…好!」

曹營士兵聽到對方這樣罵自己主將……而主將卻這樣回答,士氣當下
去了大半。
曹操一看覺得情況不妙,只好斥退蔣幹,自己上陣。
結果…
孔明:「操,你全家好嗎?」
曹操含恨說道:「好…很好!」
曹營士兵一聽,連僅剩的士氣都蕩然無存了。
所以赤壁之戰曹軍大敗…從此天下三分…!

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Re: Sense of humour

Post by maxgoh on Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:05 pm

Toilet Prank


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Re: Sense of humour

Post by simmon on Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:00 pm

maxgoh wrote:Sorry simon, this is in Mandarin version

▼赤壁之戰
你知道為何赤壁之戰為何曹軍大敗嗎??

話說大戰之前,兩軍對峙,帶頭的總會互相喊話叫陣一番,蜀軍方面當
然是咱 頂頂大名的諸葛孔明上陣,曹軍則是蔣幹和曹操。
孔明:「幹,你娘好嗎?」
蔣幹只能摸摸鼻子說:「好…好!」

曹營士兵聽到對方這樣罵自己主將……而主將卻這樣回答,士氣當下
去了大半。
曹操一看覺得情況不妙,只好斥退蔣幹,自己上陣。
結果…
孔明:「操,你全家好嗎?」
曹操含恨說道:「好…很好!」
曹營士兵一聽,連僅剩的士氣都蕩然無存了。
所以赤壁之戰曹軍大敗…從此天下三分…!

No worries, tell me the story when we meet up Razz lol!

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Re: Sense of humour

Post by Li Ren on Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:54 pm

1.
李登輝、連戰、陳水扁同坐直升機巡視。
李登輝說:如果我丟一千塊下去,撿到那一個人一定很高興。
連戰說:如果我丟兩張五百元下去,那就有兩個人很高興了。
陳水扁說:如果我丟十張一百元下去,就有十個人很高興了。
這個時候...駕駛員喃喃自語地說:何不把自己都丟下去,
讓兩千三百萬人都高興呢?

2.
總統阿扁希望提高自己的聲望,想要發行有自己肖像的郵票.....
發行過了一個多月之後,阿扁想要問看看視察看看銷路如何。
.....
阿扁:銷售情形怎麼樣?
郵政總局局長:還算不錯,不過常常有人抱怨黏不牢!
阿扁:怎麼會呢?
阿扁隨手拿了一張郵票,塗了一點口水在郵票背面,便試貼在信封上,
....
阿扁:這 樣不是黏得很緊嗎?
郵政總局局長:可是...
.....大家....都把口水吐在正面啊......

3.
深夜,阿扁總統要去幫阿珍買夜宵。
結果在路上遇到搶匪 …
搶匪拿著槍指著阿扁說:把身上的錢交出來!
阿扁勃然大怒說:你這什麼態度?我可是堂堂總統耶!"
搶匪:喔! 那…… 把我的錢還來。


4.
某天,總統、五院院長等大官一起參加一個會議,結果發生連環車禍,送至醫院急救,記者們聞風趕至醫院。
....
稍久,醫生出來了,記者忙著問:
醫生!醫生!總統有救嗎?
醫生沮喪的搖搖頭說:唉..總統沒救了...
記者又問:"醫生!醫生!
行政院長有救嗎?
醫生又沮喪的搖搖頭說:唉...也沒救了...
記者就問:那 ...到底誰有救?
醫生精神一振說:台灣有救了!


5.
有一天陳水扁總統前往某家精神病院視察,所有的病患都站在走廊上高聲歡呼,陳水扁萬歲!陳水扁萬歲!
只有一名病患面無表情,對總統不理不睬。
陳水扁看到了,於是問院長說:
那位病人為什麼不對我歡呼呢?
院長:因為他今天精神非常正常。


6.
一輛競選車載著陳水扁競選團隊開到鄉村去造勢,不幸在山間小路上翻車,正在農田裡幹活的老農民看見這情景,就趕到出事地點,可是車上的人都死光了,於是他挖了一個土坑,把幾個政客都埋了。
過了幾天,負責事故勘察的警察找到那個老農民,問他那幾個政客到哪裡去了,老農民說己經埋了,警察趕緊追問:他們都死了嗎?
老農回答說:
嗯∼我看到陳水扁在我埋他的時候大叫說他還沒死。
警察說:那你怎麼也把他埋了?
老農說:你知道的嘛 ∼這個陳水扁從不說實話的..

lol! Laughing
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Re: Sense of humour

Post by Li Ren on Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:33 pm

OMGGGG...Mineral water is more expensive than Jet's fuel wtf

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Post by simmon on Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:54 pm

Li Ren wrote:OMGGGG...Mineral water is more expensive than Jet's fuel wtf


....and only for a small bottle Razz

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Re: Sense of humour

Post by Li Ren on Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:38 am



Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Post by simmon on Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:19 am

Wow, that's really really hurt Sad Laughing

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Post by maxgoh on Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:42 am

Li Ren wrote:OMGGGG...Mineral water is more expensive than Jet's fuel wtf


cheh, this one cheap liao lo, i remembered i kena 100ml botol mineral water cost me Rm15 in red box

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Post by simmon on Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:32 am

This is how they charge when this is cheap that is cheap....what can a person do when he/she is already enjoying singing there Razz

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Post by jonathan on Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:11 pm

wao.... tis one can buy 1 carton d lo .

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Post by Li Ren on Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:40 pm

Wow.......I want it Laughing

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Post by simmon on Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:13 pm

Saw this news before. Money belongs to drug dealer.

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Post by Li Ren on Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:23 pm

Now I know why there are so many holes on the beach very funny


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Post by Samuel Chua on Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:11 am

Li Ren, is that main reason why the beach is full with holes because of that?? confused
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Post by CY on Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:24 am

I think only applicable to western country beach. Malaysia beach not so obvious Razz.
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Post by simmon on Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:33 am

The holes are fake lol!

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Post by CY on Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:00 am

They probably dig it so that they can lie down flat on the beach. yes sir
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Post by Samuel Chua on Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:52 am

I agree to what CY said. hit
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Post by jonathan on Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:46 pm

like the second pix. we should shoot tis time on next studio gathering hahahaha

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Post by maxgoh on Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:57 pm

A Malaysian Saying


The 'missing
cycle' goes like
this in Malaysia....
the second
part is interesting????



Get Vietnamese workers, dogs missing.

Get Bangladeshi workers, Malay girls missing.

Get Indonesian workers, money missing.

Get Indian workers, jewellery missing.

Get Chinese workers, husbands missing.



And now ..

Call the police, the evidence goes missing,

Call the lawyers, the judge go missing,

Call the ministry of transport, the reports go missing

Change the government, funds go missing,

Say something and you may be missing.

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Post by Samuel Chua on Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:21 pm

What a humor and facts, good one, Max.
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Post by CY on Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:57 pm

Sad to say, what Max said is true lol.
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Post by simmon on Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:14 pm

Malaysia boleh ma... Laughing

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